Without a joke. The Sylvie Meis bikini is beautiful! It doesn't matter which bikini you look at from the Sylvie line, they are all equally beautiful. Maybe sometimes a bit too Saphh or Marlies Dekkers-esque, but they are beautiful! You would almost think you don't have to feel insecure in those swimsuits. But I do see a few snags 😉 .
You don't have to worry about price. The Sylvie Meis bikini is not that ridiculously expensive at all! No, I'm saying that wrong. It is even very affordable! I myself have a Marlies Dekkers Bikini, for a number of years. That thing was expensive! But beautiful 😉 , and it is still beautiful in quality. Despite the fact that my figure has differed from summer to summer in recent years 🙁 this bikini manages to surprise me every time.
Not that I'm completely convinced of myself, far from it. But the figures from a recent study show that this is not surprising at all. Even though the majority of women wear a bikini on holiday, no less than 57% of these women feel insecure in a bikini. me too! It's those baby bubbles that 'enshroud' my body in a soft, fat-like roller pattern from my breasts to my pubic bone, so to speak. And in a bikini I find that slightly less charming than in a bathing suit. Maybe a Sylvie Meis bikini will do better, I don't know yet.
But hey, a bathing suit with 40° is not really your thing. So the very first day I almost crawl to the pool with sloshing armpits. I know that my children have been waiting for almost a year to drag me back into the water. They don't care how insecure I am in my swimsuit. And despite the fact that I label myself as a motherfucker, I still want to please them every now and then, you get that. And that means going into the water. in bikini. Because I won't let myself be known!
Despite all those sweet, tight, über-fit mommies who don't have a baby bubble at all (but nowhere on their body!), this mommy just wears a bikini! From the corner of my eye I first look at all the competition in the pool. Of course before I take off my beach dress! Then I sit on my towel because standing I stand out too much for my liking. And if no one is looking for a while, I quickly take off my all-concealing nobody and slide into a lying position on my towel. So, no more bubble to see 😉 . Until my offspring forcibly and loudly pull me off my towel to go into the water.
Okay, okay, I'm coming. I quickly pull my bikini bottom over the roundest part of my stomach (that's just possible) and off we go. Unlike my husband who takes hours to get wet from toe to head, I immediately plunge into the water. The reason why… you probably understand. Right! My insecurity in swimwear. Once I'm in the water, it's all a little less noticeable. So I swallow that shiver and sink straight under the water with stiff nipples from the cold. Pretty cool if I do say so myself.
Of course, the outside world doesn't realize that I'm anything-but-tough. That it is my insecurity that makes me sink into the cold water like a knucklehead. But I know better myself. And yet I still adore a Sylvie Meis bikini on the Hunkemöller website. Just because I'm ready for something different. And because I prefer to immerse myself in the cold water with style.
The only pity is that all those extra straps in those Sylvie Meis bikinis provide even more baby bubbles! And that is exactly what I try to cover up somewhat without immediately turning into a frumpy motherfucker with swimsuits up to my armpits. I just want to hang in the middle a bit. Is that possible? Not super tight, because I don't have the will or the drive for that. But not in my full glory either!
Is this even remotely recognizable to you, or am I just kidding? And how do you solve that?
